A Very Funny Monster

“	I don't think Circe wants to destroy the world. I think she was telling the truth about you. Ah. You're funny. A very funny monster.	”
— The Bride and Princess Ilana Rostovic[src]

A Very Funny Monster is the seventh and final episode of the first season of Creature Commandos, and the seventh episode overall. It aired on January 9, 2025.

Synopsis

Nina's birth proves unexpectedly complicated for her parents. Meanwhile, Flag and the Amethyst Knights do whatever it takes to stop the Creature Commandos from killing the Princess.

Cast

• Indira Varma as the Bride
• Sean Gunn as G.I. Robot / Weasel
• Alan Tudyk as Doctor Phosphorus
• Zoë Chao as Nina Mazursky
• David Harbour as Eric Frankenstein
• Frank Grillo as Rick Flag Sr.

Starring the Voices of

• Steve Agee as Economos
• Maria Bakalova as Princess Ilana / Old Woman
• Diedrich Bader as King Shark
• Viola Davis as Amanda Waller

• Sunkrish Bala as Hallway Jerk 2 / Police Officer 2
• Anjali Bhimani as Assistant 1 / Gale
• Chris Cafero as Assistant 2 / Hallway Jerk 1 / Police Officer 1
• Allegra Clark as Lacrosse Bitch / Obstetrician
• Lawrence Jay Gilligan as Reporter
• Gregg Henry as Edward Mazursky
• Julian Kostov as Amethyst Knight / Sergei
• Michael McGlone as Embassy Official
• Joy Osmanski as Lily Mazursky
• Nikolai Stoilov as Ivan the Cabbie / Royal Pokolistan Security Guard

Appearing in A Very Funny Monster

Characters

Protagonists

• A.R.G.U.S.
  • Amanda Waller
  • John Economos
  • Rick Flag Sr.
• Creature Commandos
  • Doctor Phosphorous (Alex Sartorius)
  • Bride
  • G.I. Robot
  • Weasel (John Monroe)
  • Nina Mazursky
• Edward Mazursky (flashback)
• Lily Mazursky (flashback)

Antagonists

• Amethyst Knights
  • Alexei
• Clayface (Basil Karlo) (pictured)
• Circe (mentioned)
• Ilana Rostovic

Other Characters

• Aisla MacPherson (corpse)
• Creature Commandos
  • Khalis (Hetepkheti Tefnakhte)
  • King Shark (Nanaue)
  • Nosferata
• Ghost Rider (mentioned)
• Gale (flashback)
• God (mentioned)
• Jesus (mentioned)
• Lily Mazursky's Mother (mentioned in flashback)
• Mary Shelley (name seen)
• William Shakespeare (mentioned in flashback)

Teams and Organizations

• A.R.G.U.S.
  • Creature Commandos
• Amethyst Knights
• Belle Reve
• Disney (mentioned)
• Emberton Prep (flashback)
• Star City Metropolitan (mentioned in flashback)
• Star City News (television in flashback)
• Star City Police Department (flashback)

Events

• Capture of Nina Mazursky (flashback)
• Skirmish at the MacPherson Residence (mentioned)
• Pokolistani Conflict
  • Chase of the Creature Commandos (mentioned)
  • Ambush on Ilana Rostovic
  • Assassination of Ilana Rostovic
• World War III (mentioned)

Species

• Artificial Intelligences
• Frogs
• Humans
• Metahumans
• Robots
• Zombies

Objects and Concepts

• Don Quixote
• Jacques le Fataliste
• Mathilda
• Nina Mazursky' Suit
• Sheba
• Wuthering Heights

Locations

• Earth-1
  • Earth
    • Europe
      • Pokolistan
        • Poko Castle
    • North America
      • United States of America
        • Blüdhaven (mentioned in flashback)
        • California (flashback)
          • Star City (flashback)
            • Emberton Prep (flashback)
            • Mazursky Residence (flashback)
        • Louisiana
          • Terrebonne Parish
            • Belle Reve
            • MacPherson Residence
        • Metropolis (mentioned in flashback)
• Hell (mentioned)

Notes

• The titular "very funny monster" refers to the Bride.

Gallery

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  The Creature Commandos fail their mission
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  Episode Seven: A Very Funny Monster